男人和女人之間的計算公式
購物數學 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]
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男人總是花兩元錢買他需要的價值一元的東西
A man will pay for a item he needs
女人總是花1元錢買她不需要的價值2元的東西
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need
一般方程與統計 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]
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女人在找到一個丈夫之前總是為未來擔心
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
男人在找到一個妻子之後才開始擔心未來
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
成功男人的標誌是: 掙的錢比他妻子花掉的還多
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
成功女人的標誌是: 她找到了這樣一個丈夫
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
幸福 [HAPPINESS]
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要想與一個男人幸福相守, 你必須對他多一份理解少一份愛
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
要想與一個女人幸福相守, 你必須盡量多愛她, 但絕不要試圖去理解她
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
長壽 [LONGEVITY]
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結婚的男人比獨身的男人長壽, 但結婚的男人更多的想去死
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die